What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 10:23
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?